Fashion Marketer T-Shirts

"Colin takes brand loyalty very, very seriously!"

Yeah, I'm involved with the fashion industry. But it's not something I'm particularly prada."

In the Guru District

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I'll take it!'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Kensington Fluffies

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Western Outfitters.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

How would Madam like to pay?

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

Trendies, INC

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'