Fashion Buyer T-Shirts

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"It's hideous. Be sure to price it high enough that someone buys it."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Hand bags and more

'Do you have this in a shoe?'

Fickle world of fashion

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Style or parody - you decide.

"They're cheap, comfortable and well designed, haven't you got anything fashionable?"

They've lifted

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

'You all know about our recent change of management - Now I'd like you to meet our new buyer...'

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

Bulk fashion.

Monster Sale: "And just what sort of monster is madam looking for?"

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

'Darling, didn't you hear? Black is the new black.'

'You say that 35,- is too much for this ugly shirt? Okay, just give me 20 bucks and I'll keep the bloody thing!'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

'What a fantastic look! It'll be a big seller on the high st.'

Red Letter Days - The New Hat

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Snow Business

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cut Price

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."