Fashion-forward Thinker With A Soft Spot For Storybook Characters T-Shirts

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Social Struggles

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Chippunks

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

Snake Dress-Up

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Smart meter. Smarter meter

"Do you have any questions apart from 'where did I get my jazzy tie'?"

'Gus! Get over here and see what our tattoos used to look like!'

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

Basic Witch: Self-Care Guide For Fall

'Go and tell your Mom that she has her Bikini on back to front again.'

"Does this fig leaf make me look fat?" "And so it begins..."

"Derek's sneakers were made in Malaysia. Can anyone show us where Malaysia is?"

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

"Funny. I never thought of you as having legs."

"I am not flying south with you, Harold, if you insist on wearing that stupid hat!"

'Heroin chic isn't the look I'm going for. Do you have anything more rehab?'

"Well I hope this one lasts longer than last year's."