Fashion-forward Humorist T-Shirts

"Well I hope this one lasts longer than last year's."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"1-1"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

I'm sure it's fake.

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Three-way mirror

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

Where Pleather Comes From

Hoody Woodpecker.

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

A Moosetache.

"Do you do these in sheep?"

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."