Fashion-forward Necromancer Pillows

"Casual cursewear? Right, this way."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Mod Kwan Doh

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

"I have grave news."

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

Basic Witch: Self-Care Guide For Fall

He's my vaguely familiar.

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

"I feel so silly. I got dressed in the dark and it was the first thing I grabbed."

"Notice anything different about me?"

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

'Well it was his request to be burried in a flat-pack coffin.'

"Nice to see young people dressed respectfully."

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

Undertakers

'Those tiny speakers in mobile phones that play music...Brilliant.'

Hairspray witch

"Erik- do me a favor."

Elizabethan

Everyone agreed, Prudence's trick or treat costume was in extremely poor taste.

"I'm trying to dress less traditional thug and more smart criminal."

You know you're getting old...When the suit you wore for weddings, you now wear for funerals only.