Fashion Faux Pas Aficionados Mugs

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

'I wanna return these straight-leg jeans.'

You put your shirt on backward again, Bob.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

The Return Of The Minipants

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

The Bland Leading the Bland

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

Fifty Gallon Head.

Man wearing t-shirt with "As seen" slogan

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"You might consider new socks as well."

"What? I slept seven months."

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."