Fashion Faux Pas Aficionados T-Shirts

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

'I wanna return these straight-leg jeans.'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

The Return Of The Minipants

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Fifty Gallon Head.

"You might consider new socks as well."

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"What? I slept seven months."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

"You've got the job, but you've got to change your clothes."