Fashion Faux Pas Fan Mugs

"You call this 'death with dignity'?"

'This is the worst skin condition I've ever seen!' 'He hasn't undressed yet, Doctor.'

Never wear a fish tie to the seaquarium.

'Hi I'm Bob and I have no color sense.'

A Hint for Tailors - The British Abroad

Fifty Gallon Head.

'Don't look now, but I think you're about to have your fifteen minutes of fame.'

'Son, does my builder's bum look big in these trousers?'

'I hate these braces!'

'Egads, McWit, we're wearing the same suit.'

'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Woman: 'Ohh, great! Just what I need! A ladder in my stocking!'

'My God, Edward †not a tweed BATHING SUIT!'

"Accept it, Charlie - Summer's over...!"

"I feel so silly. I got dressed in the dark and it was the first thing I grabbed."

"Yes, I'm sure that's not what's meant by red carpet attire."

"I have to be honest, Roger. The way you dress is quite middle aged."

"What? I slept seven months."

Fake Santas

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

The Return Of The Minipants

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"I couldn't find my other wig."

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

Man finds a football kit in his bag rather than his dinner clothes.

'Your mother's bound to be upset. How was I to know we'd both be wearing the same outfit?'

The first glitter of the winter

'Doc, could someone help me with my shoe laces, and my truss...and can't get my zip... undone...'

'It's not that it's used as an umbrella stand that irks me, rather the fact that they're not as fashionable anymore.'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."