Fashion And Style Gifts

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Demure lady with gloves

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sloaney Pony.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Teenagers!'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

The adoration of the gels.

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

Tut and Carmen.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Sir Winston Churchill

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'Thank-you God.'

Wine Lady