Farmyard Jest Seeker Pillows

Bubble Gum Farms.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Cow's straw

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Diner

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Tractor Racing

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Cockerel sings the blues...

'This is a real barnburner.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

French Animal Noises.

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Organ Donor Card

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

The herd of hearing.

Turkey Owl

'Don't leave me hanging!'

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

Early Ram Raids

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

'Stop playing hard to get!'

'Is that why they call this a 'cold snap'?'