Farming Analogy Lover Prints

"We're kind of farmers. Mom squeezes fruits from the garden to make juice and dad squeezes his workers to make a profit."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Raptures

"Scuba cow"

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"I always knew you'd come back."

Get on with it!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Twitter that!

"Can you keep a secret?"

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Easter Ham Free.

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'How now, brown cow?'