Farming Analogy Lover Mugs

"We're kind of farmers. Mom squeezes fruits from the garden to make juice and dad squeezes his workers to make a profit."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Raptures

"Scuba cow"

Farmer and FIsherman

Get on with it!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I always knew you'd come back."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

"Can you keep a secret?"

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!