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"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Southwark Fair.

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

Cow Pilot.

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

The Rural Bidet...

Whack A Soul.

Meet the layer.

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

Investor walks tightrope graph balancing risk and reward.

Shoppers of Mystery.

Wild fruit

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Final clearance sale.

Food Fight

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'

Farm Produce - Sweet Corn Potatoes Rocks

Bobsleigh practice.

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

'Made in Australia?'

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