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"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Southwark Fair.

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

Cow Pilot.

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Whack A Soul.

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

The Rural Bidet...

Meet the layer.

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

Investor walks tightrope graph balancing risk and reward.

Shoppers of Mystery.

Wild fruit

Final clearance sale.

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Farm Produce - Sweet Corn Potatoes Rocks

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

Bobsleigh practice.

'Made in Australia?'

Farmer's Market

Mystery tour comes to the farm.