Farmers Day Gifts

Free Range Cows.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Prize vegetables.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'But I digress...'

International Women's Day.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

baby sweetcorn...

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Cow Pinatas

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'Steak Ted?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!