Farm Living Prints

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

Cow Pinatas

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Support group for sheep.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Country Bumpkin.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Scuba cow"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'Trickle or Spray!?'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

I fart more than that!

"They’re real."

High Riders of the Old West

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Dedication to excellence....

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

No, I don

You complete me!

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Playing pig

"Static cling."

'Bless You.'