Farming Life Prints

"Sure you think Farmer Brown is okay, but you don't have to put with his cold hands every morning!"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

baby sweetcorn...

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Apples for sale

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

Lactose Intolerant

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Pumpkin patch

'Steak Ted?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Cow in love'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Bubble Gum Farms.