Farm Future Foretellers Prints

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"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"It will be all your fault."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Niche Extracurriculars

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Cow Pilot.

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Budgetmageddon

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

What will happen in the world

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Biotechnology in agriculture

Minority Report Is Real

Fortune teller sees impending doom

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

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'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'