Farm Fixture Prints

I'm sorry, but we're in a symbiotic relationship with a cow!

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Yoyo sheep

'Superstock'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Police Cow!

Moo! OOM!

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Dogs and Chickens

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

I want to be a lawn!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

Holy Cow

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"We raise our beef humanely."

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

Diet Cud

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."