Farce Aficionado Prints

'Season of Farce'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Zombie standup

"What's a patent?"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Easter Island legs

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Cat box"

Love at First Sight

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

The Fourth Little Pig

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"That's not how I sat on you."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

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