Fantasy Vs Reality Thinker Gifts

It happened on Christmas Eve

"Little help?"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Voltaire

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Clouds

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

'Look - I've got the technology. You've got the power...can we do a deal?'

"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

How's My Omnipotence? 1-800-CREATOR

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

Inbox and Outbox

Freia and her golden apples

I think my brother Lars is trying to steal away my girlfriend, Dr. Kapuchnik. But she's imaginary, AL. He has very low standards.

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

"Come on, Leonard, …. Be a man!"

'I suspect the cow jumping over the moon is an illusion or swamp gas.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."