Fantasy Narrative Enjoyer Pillows

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Swan Fairy Tales

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

A Fairytale Update

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

ET Mishap

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Mouse Princess

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Rapunzel in the Morning

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"What the hell took so long?"

"Where the wild things were."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog