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A pitcher is stranded on the mound.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Pastries and Candy

A Club Sandwitch.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Divine Desk Bins

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Centaur Forward

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

A prehistoric football match.

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'None shall pass!'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'Monster mobiles.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Well, they look friendly enough."

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

'Talk to my lawyer.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'Dad, did the stork bring me or did you get me in fantasy draft?'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Stealth broom.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'