Fantasy League Fans Mugs

A pitcher is stranded on the mound.

Pastries and Candy

Check your universal remote control at the door.

A Club Sandwitch.

Divine Desk Bins

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Centaur Forward

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

A prehistoric football match.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'None shall pass!'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Monster mobiles.'

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Well, they look friendly enough."

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

'Talk to my lawyer.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

'Dad, did the stork bring me or did you get me in fantasy draft?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Snowman Magic

'Stealth broom.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.