Fantasy Job Seekers Pillows

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"This is what you call doing what you love."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Cinderella

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"You cleaned out your desk so efficiently you've been rehired and placed in charge of Housekeeping."

Australasia.

"On your resume, under Achievements, what do you mean by 'inspired by actual events'?"

'We need someone to walk the plants.'

Artist paints over his view of a factory

'You know, I was buying this resume until I got to the part about you serving on your town's Ouija Board.'

Lying on your CV

Can You Dance?

'I like you, Zog, what you lack in polish, you more than compensate for in clout.'

'I'm looking over your resum?, there is one opening we have for you.'

'Dude, I thought you said they would be topless!'

'But what I'd really like to do is direct.'

Twin Broom Witch

'Special skills? Well, I've been told I make a mean martini!'

'You seem qualified. Now I just need to ask you some really embarrassing questions about your private life.'

Xanadu

Man to run supermarket (out of town)

"Interesting CV, we haven't had anyone with a qualification in 'being really good at stuff' before."

'He doesn't look as though he's fighting for his life to me, doctor . . .'

'I could do that!'