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Centaur Driver

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Seagiraffes

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Alien David statue

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

The Fourth Little Pig

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"You left this on our ship."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The tooth fairy.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Toadstools

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."