Fantasy Creature Buff Pillows

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Antler Buzzers.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

The Final Selfie

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

The next damn Batman.

Hysterically laughing monster.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"You never know what will catch on!"

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

The Centaur of Attention.

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'We can find our way back because I dropped meth-amphetamine tablets along the way.'

A boast of ghosts

'Egg toss, I thought this was the water balloon toss?'

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

'Yes, we do serve children, but not as meals.'