Fantasy Creature Buff Pillows

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

The Final Selfie

Antler Buzzers.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

The next damn Batman.

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Hysterically laughing monster.

"You never know what will catch on!"

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

The Centaur of Attention.

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'We can find our way back because I dropped meth-amphetamine tablets along the way.'

"Stop! He's my agent!"

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

'Yes, we do serve children, but not as meals.'