Fans Of Twist Endings Pillows

Moses had a hearing problem

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

The princess and the key

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"… and they lived happily ever after… until the princess caught the prince with the chambermaid!"

False starts.

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"Did you like that mystery book?"

"If she sings it's over."

"Turns out the sound of the squeaky toy was coming from inside the house."

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

Little Red Riding Hoodie.

"After all these years keeping the books for us, it turns out you embezzled thousands? Why, mom?"

Nadia discovers the benefits of performance-enhancing thugs.

'That's not quite what I meant, Rapunzel'

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

'I won't marry you, Ed, but you may join my entourage.'

Island

"I want to huff and puff and blow down a big beautiful wall."

"See I told you electing Trump would create jobs!"

'I didn't THINK infiltration would work.'

"You'll like this one...It's really a surprise to find out it was the sister who killed her!"

"Whom shall I say called?"

'The biggest surprise, after we split up, is he got my friends and I got his.'

Look who's 'hurting God' now.