Fans Of Quirky Experiences Gifts

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

"Bless You."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

Unemployed man given role as the 'gluten fairy'.

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

Chiantis In Translation

'Pavlov's first experiment'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

The crown

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'It was my late grandmother's. She would've wanted you to have it.'

'The bad news is you've got something no one's ever heard of...the good news is we're naming it after you!'

Gondolier Hat

Dentist preparing woodwork drill for dentistry.

"You forget sometimes how much football owes to the dance."

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Puppet Show from the Stocks