Fans Of Nautical Themes Mugs

"Are you lookin' at my bird?"

'Cannonball!'

Sailor in Car.

Boat wedding.

Emergency Phone.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

On the brink.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Shred the plank."

Fishing boat.

Subwoofer

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

"Long Johns Silver."

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.