Fans Of Nautical Themes Mugs

"Are you lookin' at my bird?"

'Cannonball!'

Sailor in Car.

Boat wedding.

On the brink.

Emergency Phone.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Fishing boat.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Shred the plank."

Subwoofer

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

"Long Johns Silver."

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"After careful deliberation, I've decided I can no longer represent you as your lawyer in this case."

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.