Nautical Nostalgia Fans Mugs

Submarine and Mermaid

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Boat wedding.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Lighthouse Beam.

Fishing boat.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Fish or Cut Bait

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Distractions.

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Call me Ishmael."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'