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Mime Prison

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

The Fourth Little Pig

Victor Hugo

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Where was the TSA?'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Recalculating route..."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

This side is the gag reel.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Moby Dick

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Hansel and Gretal

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"This is what's known as a book."

Jacques et Jille