Fans Of Classic Gentlemen Themes Gifts

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Gentleman's Club Scene

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Leon Uris.

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

The Life of the Party

"I quite like the name, but I've been ordered to change it"

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

Victorian Gentleman

Gentlemen's graffiti: 'Your Mother is merely an adequate cook.'

Man and lady at a dance

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

'Never mind the Big, bad wolf. Have you seen the bloody weather forecast?'

Procedure - A Fact.

Moustached man

'Same comments every year,,,why do we even enter'

Plucky gentleman wishing to settle a difference through a race rather than legaly

"Dumpty? Dumpty? Uh-oh."

'So you fall behind the tortoise in the 2nd lap. I don't care if you sleep, trip, have a brain haemorrhage. Just make it look real. You fall behind, bunny. Got it?'

'A question of port.'

"This is the three bears. We can't come to the phone now because we're hibernating."

Little Bleak House of Mirth of the Prairie

'She looks like someone who bears watching.'

"Welcome to the club. Not my club, mind you - you couldn't afford that."

"Your usual one too many, sir."