Fans Of American Literature Prints

"You're going to hate yourself."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

First Novels.

Tut and Carmen.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Scarpia from Tosca

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Dating an English Major

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Author does not do tricks."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'