American Literature Fan Prints

Jack Kerouac

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Tut and Carmen.

Victor Hugo

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Now I really hate poetry."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

Blue Stockings

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'He likes to power nap.'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Well, we needed the rain."

Don Quixote

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "