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"It appears your credit card expired 18 years ago Mr. Van Winkle. Would you care to pay for the alarm clock in cash?"

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Victor Hugo

First Novels.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Well, we needed the rain."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Scarpia from Tosca

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Author does not do tricks."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Dating an English Major

George Orwell

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."