Fandom Friend-seeker Pillows

"Love is easy to find. I'm looking for someone to talk Battlestar Galactica with."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Church for sports worshipers.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"I hate it when we fight."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

A woman watches football on her computer.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'You have a friend request.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

Vannamania

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."