Fancy Dress Admirer Mugs

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

"I was almost that last year."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Advocado

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Masquerade

"Nice haircut."

Bee costume

Mating rituals

Tiger Costume

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Pirate

I want to hold your hand

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

An opera singer

Josephine Baker

The rest of the herd were not amused.

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Tiger Costume

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

Little boy dragon