Fancy Dress Devotee Mugs

Man dressed as a robot.

"Bond James, Bond."

Bear Costume

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"I was almost that last year."

Advocado

New Shoes.

Silly wig.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Useless add-ons.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Masquerade

Tiger Costume

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Bee costume

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Pirate

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

A woman in prayer

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

Costume Party.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'