Fancy Dress Admirer Prints

'He never learns. Last year, he was a fire hydrant.'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

"I was almost that last year."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Advocado

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Masquerade

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Mating rituals

"Nice haircut."

Bee costume

Tiger Costume

I want to hold your hand

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Pirate

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Costume Party.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

An opera singer

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

'Ice cream parlour.'

The rest of the herd were not amused.

Josephine Baker