Fanatic With A Flair Gifts

Justice for a heckler.

Currently Boston

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Football player taking the ball home.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

The Death of Pierrot

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'

Television Baseball

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

'Gordorf, it's the fourth quarter. Get off your duff and wizard them a touch down already!'

"Now that I've installed two extra fans, my laptop doesn't overheat anymore..."

'We may not look like much, but the French accent works wonders with the ladies...'

"He wasn't ready for the talk."

The Hellish Sermon

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

Will I ever meet a financial advisor who inerstands my needs and likes the same sports teams I do?

"Football is one long game of fetch."

101 uses of a dead cat: fan

Policeman

Camp Fire saying "Cooeee!"

Stereotypical vendor.

"How come you have this sudden interest in sport?"