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'This is awkward.Wilson, this is Spalding. Spalding, Wilson.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Need tickets.

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

No Loitering

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Martin Gray.

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

Deflating Island

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

Spam.

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'