Fan Of Notorious Figures Gifts

"But that's me! 'The Impaler Guy'!"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Jack Gleeson

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Otto von Bismarck

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Richard Wagner

William Pitt - 'The Distressed Statesman'

Anne Hathaway

Celebrity Books.

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

"Although a face transplant is theoretically possible you still can't have Brad Pitt's."

When More Government Is A Good Thing

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

To give more clout to his disciplining style, Principal Dave Murdock installed a wind tunnel in his office.

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

Ron Perlman

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

George Michael In The Toilet.

Justin Bieber

Celebrity Accountant

Nuclear

Bradley Cooper

Man selling 'Maps to Stars for $5.00' next to lady selling 'Maps to People with 15 Minutes of Fame for 50 Cents'.

BEZ.

PEZ designs that bombed.

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

Overnight Sensation