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Witches and Their Drones

A Fairytale Update

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Home Sweet Home

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

The Frog Prince

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

Rapunzcow

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'So feared her prince may turn back into a frog so she went to college and earned a degree in finance, just in case.'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'