Fan Of Historical Satire Gifts

"There are some messages for you but most of them are nothing more than grunts."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

The Modern Damocles -

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Knights of the Round Whatever

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

ENNUI...(smiley face).