Lover Of Historical Satire Gifts

The Silent Highwayman on the Filthy Thames

'Cannonball!'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Bureaucracy gone mad!

COWMIKAZES

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

Early attempts at standardising currency.

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

The Modern Damocles -

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

Titanic iceberg auction

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"