Fan Of Historical Satire Mugs

"There are some messages for you but most of them are nothing more than grunts."

Camelot Casual Fridays

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

The Modern Damocles -

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Knights of the Round Whatever

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs