Fan Of Funny Stories T-Shirts

"This one allows release of your information to a sitcom."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Bless You."

Raised by Dogs

'Hon, I'm home!'

Girl in cow onesie.

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

Menopause and the City

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration: "'War and Punishment'...it''ll make us a fortune."

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

Unemployed man given role as the 'gluten fairy'.

'How was your luck, dear?'

'You really should believe in yourself.'

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

Beach Attraction

'Nah, the Boss ain't in yet. Can I 'elp?'

'What do you think about renewable energy?'

Arm puncture...

"And what would you consider your legacy to be, Dr. Fauci, when all of this is behind us?"

'Is $8.5 million really worth all this?'

Dog emojis.

"Should've let go of the plane when I told you to."

"How the 'Clint Eastwood is Stan Laurel's son' rumour started"

"Occupied!"

A Human balloon being sold to a child balloon.

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''