Fan Of Cowboy Legends Mugs

'Oh no it's the transvestite kid.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Dawing your Cellphone

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Western Outfitters.

The Not So Wild West

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'