Fan Of Classic Cars T-Shirts

'With a classic British sports car it's the only way you're guaranteed the wind in your hair.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Sailor in Car.

Cats on Board.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."