Fan Of Classic Cars Pillows

'With a classic British sports car it's the only way you're guaranteed the wind in your hair.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Sailor in Car.

Cats on Board.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

The American Nightmare.

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."